Wednesday, May 5, 2010

#2

The lil pink birdie overhears a silent conversation between two brain cells on a hot, boring, monday afternoon.

Right Brain Cell: This fantasy land I live in needs one more thing.
Left Brain Cell: Imagination?

#1

The lil pink birdie overhears a piece of incongruousness at a swanky Bangalore bar sunk in Saturday night insobriety.

Bartender: Yes, sir?
Guy: I want a milkshake!
Bartender: We don’t have milkshakes, sir. Can I get you a mocktail?
Guy: Ok. But no alcohol.